Monday, May 18, 2009

Where's my horse?

Dude.... Where's my horse?
After a big night out chewing Peyote and Wizz Fizz, Clarice and Snouty look perplexed. Where is my horse and why are we naked and attached to a cactus? Hmmmm. On further investigation it appears their burnt feet are a product of getting freaky with the shaman and walking on the hot coal beds. Ed the horse nicked off quite early in the night when Snouty mistook him for Spam and went after him with his spork. Smart one that Ed.
If you have any information on Ed or exactly what happened that night, or if you were indeed actually there, please let us know in the comment section below.
Crimestoppers thanks you.
Your scheduled program will now resume.

Where's my horse? $45

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