Sunday, April 26, 2009

Dino Air

One could say that Dino Air is a little antiquated. Although, gone are the days of having to mount a Pterodactyl which was messy. Very messy, more misses than hits with those unreliable winged beasts with teeth. However progressive these new mechanical birds of steel were at the turn of the century not much has evolved at Dino Air since the 1960's. The in-flight service leaves something to be desired. The all you can eat if you can catch it system only works for some and the constant reel to reel repeats of the feature movies 'Jurassic Park' 1, 2,3 and 4 can really bake your noodle. Lucky for the hot sassy stewardesses, no 'VPL' in those tight packages in fact no panties at all.

Dino Air. Large brooch $45

Dino Air. Large brooch $45

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The Kevin

Kevin is a forward planner, agreeable in nature, but has the power to create quite the shitstorm. He is a generous fellow and likes to hand out random wads of cash. We say 'Nice one Kev', 'High Five'. Although this time, it appears we have been overlooked..... How did this happen Kev? Confucius say 'Your pouch is deep, you bound far and wide look after your mob'.

Kevin, small brooch, $30

Monday, April 6, 2009

Your Hindness

Elizabeth, not known for her delicate nature,was busted giving the paparazzi the royal ass. Mooning, as its commonly called, has become somewhat of a nightly adventure sport for this ladette and her ratbag friends. Whilst her parents accompany her siblings to civil sports such as Polo and Clay shooting events, Liz is off overindulging in fine liquors and feeding her clepto tendency's.
Poor Liz, will she ever live up the high Royal expectations?
At least she has kept herself tidy.

Your Hindness. Small brooch $30