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Sunday, March 29, 2009
Don't let this idyllic tropical oasis setting fool anyone...Maude the underground dwelling tyrannosaurus raises her head at the glowing moon to show off her new porcelain veneers. Expensive, but natural looking. She is trying to encourage her companion Charlie to seek professional help regarding his swollen gums. Due to too much tobacco chewing he has developed a bad stink ass case of gingivitis. The forest can no longer afford to suffer and wilt from the horrifying stench emanating from his petite mouth. Charlie get help! Free us from these dark days.
Dino Noir (Large Brooch)$45
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Wilson the teenage wombat is having an identity crisis. What is particularly upsetting for Wilson and his growing pains is the suggestion that he looks like a squirrel, a badger or even a hamster. So, now he's on a mission of self discovery as he has been in trouble for midnight tent raids on poor unsuspecting couples. His misguided youthful energy is now being put towards constructive (not destructive) uses. What he does know is that his mum has a pouch and its backwards. This makes him special.
'Wilson' Medium Brooch $35
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Ahhhhhhhhh, CHOP SUEY..... Watch out for this possessed axe called Suey, an experiment gone wrong from the magic kitchens of the Iron Chef(yellow) and Chairman Kaga. This mystical axe only rises on the red moon...or the blue moon.. or the pink moon or in fact .... any brightly coloured moon. Damn tart. Is Suey. She has an axe to grind. Muuuhaahaahaaaa.
Chop Suey (medium brooch $35)
Meet Barry or, Big Bad Bazza as otherwise known to friends. Bazza is a man on a mission, a hard living brickie by day and flamenco dancer by night. He has moves that would make Kevin Bacon blush. While Bazza enjoys wearing his yellow hard hat and overalls and drinking Solo from a wide mouthed can, he is definitely a refined renaissance man. Status is single but certainly looking for love in all the wrong places. (ladies beware he lives with his mother)