Sunday, March 29, 2009

Dino Noir

Don't let this idyllic tropical oasis setting fool anyone...Maude the underground dwelling tyrannosaurus raises her head at the glowing moon to show off her new porcelain veneers. Expensive, but natural looking. She is trying to encourage her companion Charlie to seek professional help regarding his swollen gums. Due to too much tobacco chewing he has developed a bad stink ass case of gingivitis. The forest can no longer afford to suffer and wilt from the horrifying stench emanating from his petite mouth. Charlie get help! Free us from these dark days.
Dino Noir (Large Brooch)$45

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