Dino Air

One could say that Dino Air is a little antiquated. Although, gone are the days of having to mount a Pterodactyl which was messy. Very messy, more misses than hits with those unreliable winged beasts with teeth. However progressive these new mechanical birds of steel were at the turn of the century not much has evolved at Dino Air since the 1960's. The in-flight service leaves something to be desired. The all you can eat if you can catch it system only works for some and the constant reel to reel repeats of the feature movies 'Jurassic Park' 1, 2,3 and 4 can really bake your noodle. Lucky for the hot sassy stewardesses, no 'VPL' in those tight packages in fact no panties at all.

Dino Air. Large brooch $45

Dino Air. Large brooch $45

The Kevin

Kevin is a forward planner, agreeable in nature, but has the power to create quite the shitstorm. He is a generous fellow and likes to hand out random wads of cash. We say 'Nice one Kev', 'High Five'. Although this time, it appears we have been overlooked..... How did this happen Kev? Confucius say 'Your pouch is deep, you bound far and wide look after your mob'.

Kevin, small brooch, $30

Your Hindness

Elizabeth, not known for her delicate nature,was busted giving the paparazzi the royal ass. Mooning, as its commonly called, has become somewhat of a nightly adventure sport for this ladette and her ratbag friends. Whilst her parents accompany her siblings to civil sports such as Polo and Clay shooting events, Liz is off overindulging in fine liquors and feeding her clepto tendency's.
Poor Liz, will she ever live up the high Royal expectations?
At least she has kept herself tidy.


Your Hindness. Small brooch $30

Dino Noir

Don't let this idyllic tropical oasis setting fool anyone...Maude the underground dwelling tyrannosaurus raises her head at the glowing moon to show off her new porcelain veneers. Expensive, but natural looking. She is trying to encourage her companion Charlie to seek professional help regarding his swollen gums. Due to too much tobacco chewing he has developed a bad stink ass case of gingivitis. The forest can no longer afford to suffer and wilt from the horrifying stench emanating from his petite mouth. Charlie get help! Free us from these dark days.
Dino Noir (Large Brooch)$45

Watch out for Wombat aggression...

Wilson the teenage wombat is having an identity crisis. What is particularly upsetting for Wilson and his growing pains is the suggestion that he looks like a squirrel, a badger or even a hamster. So, now he's on a mission of self discovery as he has been in trouble for midnight tent raids on poor unsuspecting couples. His misguided youthful energy is now being put towards constructive (not destructive) uses. What he does know is that his mum has a pouch and its backwards. This makes him special.


'Wilson' Medium Brooch $35

Chop Suey

Ahhhhhhhhh, CHOP SUEY..... Watch out for this possessed axe called Suey, an experiment gone wrong from the magic kitchens of the Iron Chef(yellow) and Chairman Kaga. This mystical axe only rises on the red moon...or the blue moon.. or the pink moon or in fact .... any brightly coloured moon. Damn tart. Is Suey. She has an axe to grind. Muuuhaahaahaaaa.


Chop Suey (medium brooch $35)

Barry

Meet Barry or, Big Bad Bazza as otherwise known to friends. Bazza is a man on a mission, a hard living brickie by day and flamenco dancer by night. He has moves that would make Kevin Bacon blush. While Bazza enjoys wearing his yellow hard hat and overalls and drinking Solo from a wide mouthed can, he is definitely a refined renaissance man. Status is single but certainly looking for love in all the wrong places. (ladies beware he lives with his mother)