Frankie Magazine

Check out the lovely Clarice in Frankie Magazine's 'win stuff' section. She's looking pretty hot!

Snouty

This is Snouty, and yes, he is a cranky pants. He doesn't like much, and only enjoys eating Spam with a spork. Steer clear of him on Mondays and Tuesdays as he feels this is too early in the week to be reasonable.

Heimlich

Meet Heimlich, he is a lovely stealthy fellow with a tail even Basil Brush would be envious of. He enjoys fresh running water and licking himself secretly in the closet whilst listening to George Michael. His favourite colour is wasabi pea green.